PRIEST AND RABBI
priest and a rabbi were having a meal together when
the priest saw a good opportunity to tease the
“Wow! This ham is
fantastic,” he exclaimed, licking his fingers. “I
know it’s against your religion, rabbi, but when are
you going to break down and try some?”
rabbi pondered the question for a moment, and
responded, “At your wedding.”
A BUBBE'S PRAYER
grandmother was watching her grandson on the beach
when a huge wave overtook him and carried him out to
"God," she cried out, "please save my grandson!
Bring him back to me I beg You!"
No sooner did she finish praying when a large but
gentle wave buoyed the boy back to shore.
she beheld her darling safely back on the beach none
the worse for wear, she raised her palms to heaven
incredulously, and asked, "So where's his hat??!!"
A JEW IN HIGH OFFICE
the year 2000, Joe Lieberman ran for president.
Since he was potentially the first Jew in the White
House, he was given a lot of attention.
a disappointing loss, Joe walked into his house and
was consoled by his wife.
“Don’t worry darling," comforted his wife, “in this house
you will always be vice president!”