PRIEST AND RABBI

A priest and a rabbi were having a meal together when the priest saw a good opportunity to tease the rabbi.

“Wow! This ham is fantastic,” he exclaimed, licking his fingers. “I know it’s against your religion, rabbi, but when are you going to break down and try some?”

The rabbi pondered the question for a moment, and responded, “At your wedding.”

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A BUBBE'S PRAYER

A Jewish grandmother was watching her grandson on the beach when a huge wave overtook him and carried him out to sea.

"God," she cried out, "please save my grandson! Bring him back to me I beg You!"

No sooner did she finish praying when a large but gentle wave buoyed the boy back to shore.

When she beheld her darling safely back on the beach none the worse for wear, she raised her palms to heaven incredulously, and asked, "So where's his hat??!!"

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A JEW IN HIGH OFFICE

In the year 2000, Joe Lieberman ran for president. Since he was potentially the first Jew in the White House, he was given a lot of attention.

After a disappointing loss, Joe walked into his house and was consoled by his wife.

“Don’t worry darling," comforted his wife, “in this house you will always be vice president!”