CREATION OR EVOLUTION?
day the zookeeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books: the Bible, and Darwin's Origin of
In surprise, he asked the ape, "Why
are you reading both those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I wanted to find out if
I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
MEIN YIDDISCHE MAMA
Einstein's Jewish Mother:
senior photograph? And you couldn't have done
something with your hair???!!!"
If these guys had Jewish
mothers . . .
Napoleon's Jewish Mother:
what are you hiding in your jacket! Take your hand out of your
jacket and show me your report card!"
Michelangelo's Jewish Mother:
"Not good enough for you the
walls, like the other boys? You have to paint a
ceiling? Do you know how hard it will be to get that schmutz off the ceiling?"
??? WHAT'S NOT SO FUNNY
There Any Anti-Semitism Here?"
visitor to a remote Eastern
European village inquired of a resident,
there any anti-Semitism here?"
resident replied, "No. I'm glad you asked,
because there's a great need for