CREATION OR EVOLUTION?

One day the zookeeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books: the Bible, and Darwin's Origin of Species.

In surprise,  he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I wanted to find out if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

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MEIN YIDDISCHE MAMA

Einstein's Jewish Mother:
"Your senior photograph? And you couldn't have done something with your hair???!!!"

If these guys had Jewish mothers . . .

Napoleon's Jewish Mother:
"Napoleon, what are you hiding in your jacket! Take your hand out of your jacket and show me your report card!"

Michelangelo's Jewish Mother:
"Not good enough for you the walls, like the other boys? You have to paint a ceiling? Do you know how hard it will be to get that schmutz off the ceiling?"

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??? WHAT'S NOT SO FUNNY !!!

"Is There Any Anti-Semitism Here?"

A visitor to a remote Eastern European village inquired of a resident, "Is there any anti-Semitism here?"

The resident replied, "No. I'm glad you asked, because there's a great need for it here!"