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PASSOVER Q AND A
Q:
Why
do we have a Haggadah at Passover?
A: So we can
Seder right words.
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Q:
What
do you call someone who derives pleasure from the
bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist.
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WHAT
YOU GET FOR DOING A MITZVA
M
yron took his
Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat
down on a bench and began eating. Shortly thereafter
a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Wanting to do good on the Passover, Myron offered a sheet of matzoh to the blind man.
The blind man
ran his fingers over the matzoh for a minute and
exclaimed in a huff, totally nonplussed, offended and
exasperated: "Who wrote this!!!???"
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A DR.
SEUSS PASSOVER
Sam!
Will you never see?
They are not kosher, So let me be!
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them Sam-I-am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I'll eat green eggs in a box
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzoh brie!
And in a boat upon the river
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham.
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup! |
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