JOB PROMOTION
A
Catholic priest and a rabbi
were chatting one day when
the conversation turned to a
discussion of job
descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look
forward to in way of a
promotion in your job?"
asked the rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for
the monsignor's job,"
replied the priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked
the rabbi.
"Well, next I can become
archbishop," said the
priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the
rabbi.
"lf I work real hard and do
a good job as archbishop,
it's possible for me to
become a full bishop."
"And then what?"
The priest, begining to get
a bit exasperated replied,
"With some luck and real
hard work, maybe I can
become a cardinal."
"And then?"
The priest is really
starting to get mad and
replies, "With lots and lots
of luck and some real
difficult work and if I'm in
the right places at the
right times and play my
political games just right,
maybe - just maybe - I can
get elected pope.
"Yes, and then what?" asked
the rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the
priest. "Do you think I can
become God?!!"
"Well," said the rabbi, "one
of our boys made it."
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LAST WISH
A
Frenchmen, an Italian and a Jew
were condemned to be executed.
Their captors told them that
they had a right to a final meal
before the execution.
They asked the Frenchman what he
wanted.
"Give me some good French wine
and some French bread," he
requested.
So they gave it to him, he ate
it, and was executed.
Next it was the Italian's turn.
"Give me a big plate of pasta!"
he said expectantly.
So they gave it to him, he ate
it, and was executed.
Then it was the Jew's turn.
"And what would you like for
your last meal?" they inquired.
"I'd like a big bowl of
strawberries," replied the Jew.
"Strawberries!!! They aren't
even in season!" they exclaimed.
The Jew shrugged his shoulders
with palms upraised, "So I'll
wait." |
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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה
וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃
A
merry heart doeth good like a
medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the
bones.
(Proverbs 17:22)
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