ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY MATZO

"Guess what we made in Hebrew school today, Mama . . . . Unleaded bread!"

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BITTER HERB

Papa made Herbert, his fifteen year old son, sit at the children's Seder table. "Why do I hafta sit at the kids' table," Herbert objected. "I hate it here!!" Papa responded empathetically, "Son, no Seder would be complete without the bitter Herb."

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THE TOP TEN REJECTED FLAVORED MATZOS
 

10. Spearmint Matzoh  9. Marshmallow Matzoh  8. Licorice Matzoh  7. Root Beer Matzoh  6. Strawberry Cake Matzoh  5. Bubble-Gum Matzoh  4. Pepperoni Matzoh  3. Chopped Liver Matzoh  2. Anchovy Matzoh . . . and the number one rejected flavor?  Bacon Matzoh

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
(Proverbs 17:22)

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