Moses
was sitting in Goshen really
bummed out. Pharaoh was really
ticked off at him. The lsraelites were ready to kill
him because he had made their
work load heavier than ever and
the overseers meaner than ever.
He was ready to give up.
Suddenly a voice boomed from
above:
"Moses, heed me ! I have good
news, and bad news." Moses was
staggered.
The voice continued:
"You, Moses, will lead the
children of lsrael from bondage.
lf Pharaoh refuses to release
your bonds, I will smite Egypt
with a rain of frogs.
"You, Moses, will lead the
children of lsrael to the
Promised Land. lf Pharaoh blocks
your way, I will smite Egypt
with a plague of locust.
"You, Moses, will lead the
children of lsrael to freedom
and safety. lf Pharaoh's army
pursues you, I will part the
waters of the Red Sea to open
your path to the Promised Land
and drown Pharaoh's army."
Moses was stunned. He stammered,
"That's.... that's fantastic. I
can't believe it! But what's the
bad news?"
"You, Moses, must write the
Environmental lmpact Statement."
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