JEWISH MOTHER
If Mona Lisa had a
Jewish mother . . .
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, you
call this a smile?
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IF YOUR COMPUTER WERE JEWISH . . .
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Your
"Start" button would be replaced with a
"Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!"
button.
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Internet Explorer would have a spinning
Star of David in the upper right hand
corner.
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Hanukkah screen savers would be replaced
by Flying Dreidels.
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Year 2000 problems would be replaced by
year 6000 problems.
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It would shut down automatically every
Friday at sundown.
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When it dies, you would have to dispose
of it within 24 hours.