If Mona Lisa had a
Jewish mother . . .
"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, you
call this a smile?
IF YOUR COMPUTER WERE JEWISH . . .
"Start" button would be replaced with a
"Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!"
Internet Explorer would have a spinning
Star of David in the upper right hand
Hanukkah screen savers would be replaced
by Flying Dreidels.
Year 2000 problems would be replaced by
year 6000 problems.
It would shut down automatically every
Friday at sundown.
When it dies, you would have to dispose
of it within 24 hours.