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??? WHAT'S SO FUNNY !!!
 

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JEWISH MOTHER

If Mona Lisa had a Jewish mother . . .


"After all the money your father and I spent on braces, you call this a smile?

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IF YOUR COMPUTER WERE JEWISH . . .
 
 
  • Your "Start" button would be replaced with a "Let's go! I'm not getting any younger!" button.


     
  • Internet Explorer would have a spinning Star of David in the upper right hand corner.


     
  • Hanukkah screen savers would be replaced by Flying Dreidels.


     
  • Year 2000 problems would be replaced by year 6000 problems.


     
  • It would shut down automatically every Friday at sundown.


     
  • When it dies, you would have to dispose of it within 24 hours.


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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)


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