I
must say that I find
television very
educational.
The minute somebody turns
it on, I go to the library
and read a book.
*
Outside of a dog, a
book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too
dark to read.
*
Time
flies like an arrow. Fruit
flies like a banana.
*
"In
the beginning, God
said, 'Let there be
light,' and there was
light."
There was nothing
there, but at least
you could see it
better."