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??? WHAT'S SO FUNNY !!!

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FROM THE LIPS OF
GROUCHO MARKS

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I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.


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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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"In the beginning, God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light."
There was nothing there, but at least you could see it better."


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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)


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