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??? WHAT'S SO FUNNY !!!

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NOT KOSHER FOR PESACH

Medical researchers have determined that it is unsafe to partake of charoses and chopped liver at the same seder as the combination may cause charoses of the liver.

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THE FIFTH PASSOVER QUESTION

Tateh, ikh vill dir fregen die funfte kashe:
In the Chumash we are told that we have only three fathers: Avraham, Yitzchak and Ya'akov. Why, then, in the Hagaddah, does it keep talking about our forefathers?

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HOW THE JEWS REALLY GOT
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

God asked the Egyptians if they would like a commandment.

"What's a commandment?" they asked.

"Well, it's like, Thou shalt not commit adultery."

The Egyptians conferred among themselves, and finally sent one of their priests to reply. "Thanks for asking, God, but that would ruin our weekends."

So God went to the Assyrians and asked if they would like a commandment.

They also queried, "What's a commandment?"

"Well, it's like, Thou shalt not steal."

Perplexed, they too conferred, and finally sent their Minister of Economics to reply. "We thank you for the offer, God, but that would destabilize our economy."

So finally God went to the Jews and asked if they would like a commandment.

"How much does it cost?" they shot back.

"It's free," said God.

"Great! We'll take ten!"
 

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)


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