MR. GOLDSTEIN GETS THE
Goldstein was awarded the job to paint the local Catholic church and
convent. After several days on the job, the Mother Superior called him into
"Mr. Goldstein," she said. "I would like you to change three things about
the way you perform your job. Number one, please remove your
painter's cap when you enter the sanctuary. Number two, please refrain from
washing your paintbrushes in the holy water. And number three - STOP
CALLING ME MOTHER SHAPIRO!!!"
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK .
Jewish businessman in Chicago sent his son to Israel for a year to absorb
the culture. When the son returned, he
said, "Papa, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to
"Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?" He took his problem to his
best friend, Irving.
" Irving," he said, "I sent my son to Israel, and he came home a Christian.
What can I do?"
"Funny you should ask," said Irving. "I too, sent my son to Israel , and he
also came home a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi." So they
did, and they explained their problem to the rabbi.
"Funny you should ask," said the rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and
he also came home a Christian. What is happening to our young people?" And
so they all prayed, telling the Lord about their sons.
As they finished their prayer, a voice came from Heaven: "Funny you
should ask," said the Voice. "I, too, sent my Son to Israel . . . ."