"THERE'S A FLY IN THE
What Happens when a Fly
Falls into a Cup of Coffee
throws the cup against the
wall and walks away in a fit of rage.
takes out the fly and
drinks the coffee.
eats the fly and throws
away the coffee.
sells the coffee to the
Frenchman, the fly to
the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee, and uses
the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from
falling into coffee.
blames the Israeli for the
fly falling into
his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the United Nations, takes out a loan
from the European Union for a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase
explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the
Frenchman, and the Chinese are trying to explain to the Israeli why he should
give his coffee to the Palestinian.
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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.
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