THE WISDOM OF EINSTEIN
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.