rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old
friends, they began their usual banter.
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You
really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't
understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know
what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's
prized Virginia baked ham. Tell me, rabbi, when are you going to break down
and try it?"
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."