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The Jewish Buddha speaks:

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Be here now. Be someplace else later.
Is that so complicated?

Drink tea and nourish life;
with the first sip, joy;
with the second
sip, satisfaction;
with the third sip, peace;
with the fourth, a

Wherever you go, there you are.
Your luggage is another story.

Accept misfortune as a blessing.
Do not wish for perfect health,
or a
life without problems.
What would you talk about?


The journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single "Oy!"

Zen is not easy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have?

The Tao does not speak.
The Tao does not blame.
The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao has no expectations.
The Tao demands nothing of others.
The Tao is not Jewish.

Breathe in. Breathe out.
Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment
will be the least of your problems.


Let your mind be as a floating cloud.
Let your stillness be as a wooded glen.
And sit up straight.
You'll never meet the Buddha
with such rounded shoulders.

Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten
thousand times.
Each blossom has ten thousand petals.

You might want to see a specialist.


Be aware of your body.
Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind
that not every physical sensation
is a symptom of a terminal illness.

The Torah says,
Love your neighbor as yourself.

The Buddha says, There is no self.
So maybe we're off the hook?

*Bupkis. Nothing.

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)

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