CHUTZPAH Q. & A.
Q. What is chutzpah?
A. Chutzpah is going to the psychiatrist because
of a split personality, and asking for a group rate.
Yaakov was taking an oral exam applying for his citizenship papers. He was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence.
He thought about it for a moment and said, "Lest vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for da bus; but it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay."
WHAT KIND OF SYNAGOGUE?
You are at a wedding and you want to know what type of synagogue you are in. Here's how to tell:
- At a Chassidic synagogue, the mother-in-law is pregnant.
- At a Conservative synagogue, the bride Is pregnant.
- At a Reform synagogue, the rabbi is pregnant.