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Viable Jewish Fetus

In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable
until it graduates from medical school.


Learn a Trade
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know
what kind of work he's out of.


Israeli SUV

The Israelis are developing an SUV that will be a cross between a Forerunner and a Muleskinner. They're calling it the Foreskinner.


Mama's Indian Name

A young Jewish man calls his mother and says,
"Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry.
She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star."

"How nice," says his mother.

"I have an Indian name too," he says. "It's Running Water,"
and you have to call me that from now on."

"How nice," says his mother.

"You have to have an Indian name too, Mom," he says.

"I already do," says his mother. "It's Sitting Shiva*."

*Sitting Shiva. Seven days of mourning following the death of a loved one.

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)

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