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Mein Yiddische Mama!

Q. What is a genius?
A. An average student with a Jewish mother.

Q. What did the Jewish mother bank teller say to her customer?
A. "You never write, you never call, you only come to see me when you need money."

Q. What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she told her she had an affair?
A. "Who catered it?"

What is the most common disease transmitted by Jewish mothers?
A. Guilt.

Q. What kind of cigarettes do Jewish mothers smoke?
A. Gefiltered.

Q. Why did the Jewish mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?
A. So her daughter would visit twice a week.

Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A. They never let anyone finish a sentence.

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Word of Wisdom

Cancer schmancer! As long as you're healthy!

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לֵב שָׂמֵחַ יֵיטִב גֵּהָה וְרוּחַ נְכֵאָה תְּיַבֶּשׁ־גָּרֶם׃

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine;
but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

(Proverbs 17:22)