WHAT'S SO FUNNY
* * *
wants to upgrade his old computer
Windows Vista. Isaac is incredulous.
"Pop! You can't run Vista
on that old dinosaur!
You need hundreds of times the memory,
maybe thousands, for the enablement
of rapid program initialization
and effective multitasking with Vista!"
Abraham, unfazed, gazes calmly
at his young son and assures him:
"My son, God will
provide the RAM."
CLEANING THE TALLIS
hloimi spilled grape juice on his tallis* while
saying kiddush*, so
when shabbos* was over,
he brought it to the cleaners. When the time
came for him to pick it up, he was stunned to
see the bill for fifty
"Fifty dollars!" he shouted.
"To clean one little tallis?"
The dry-cleaner replied, "Do you have any
idea how long it took me to get out
* tallis. Prayer shawl.
* kiddush. The Sabbath and Holy Day blessing over wine.
* shabbos. Sabbath.